satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via moving-on-and-nowhere-to-go)

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

(via asdfghjkllove)

awesomephilia:

These two kids who had never met before, decided to hug it out (via)

awesomephilia:

These two kids who had never met before, decided to hug it out (via)

(via asdfghjkllove)

cyberunfamous:

My thoughts during class sometimes

cyberunfamous:

My thoughts during class sometimes

(via asdfghjkllove)

how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature 

(Source: rnackenzie, via permanently-somnolent)

best-of-funny:

doncasturbate:

my sense of style is

“fuck im late”

“what is this”

“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”

X

(Source: edwardsmatty, via thisisbainz)

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: faunasworld)